napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married
If I was as much as an asshole as my friends are to me.
I wouldn’t have any friends.
Well are you a dog?
Hi, so are you grey face.
Back to the "uncomfortably attractive" thing, I meant the uncomfortable part as a joke. Seriously you are really good looking guy, own that shit.
Haha, I’m trying to..
A lot of wine.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
This is a person dying under an MRI scan
some doctors don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and shoot their patients
"they shoot their patients"………. what………..
t r a g i c a l l y b e a u t i f u l
Christ this is from the first or second season of the Walking Dead. It’s someone getting shot after they turn.